I would like to take a creative writing class. But I'm afraid all my stories would be about magic. And I think this would bore people.

If it weren't for the dinosaurs, I believe natural history museums would be in deep trouble. No one seems to care much for Malacology, Ichthyology, Ornithology, pre-Colombian cultures, Annelidia, Echinoderms, or Ethnology. All they want to see are the bones of those 'terrible lizards'.

Today, a kid folded his program into a paper airplane and managed to land it in the eye socket of our 25-foot Allosaurus. I was thinking it would be cool to have the security camera footage of that for my blog, but then people would find out I'm 'The Masked Sorcerer.'